shownspencer:

I can fix that.

chrysalisamidst:

-irect deposit 

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thejohntent:

daylight savings is just another example of how time is fake

beebunny:

I feel bald

princessfailureee:

vintageporncollection:

weavemama:

I CAN’T WITH THESE DAMN COWBOY HAT MEMES 

@incongruous-cat

these actually funny lmfao

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wlws:

me: wow im lonely

also me: *disassociated from everyone, doesn’t respond to texts or calls AND doesn’t go out*